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DISK USAGE Used Avail Use% 8.5G 567M 94% NETWORK USAGE 163 GiB 167160 MiB Up: 150 GiB, Down: 13 GiB Up: 153639 MiB, Down: 13521 MiB 14:45:02 up 3 days, 20:21, 1 user, load average: 0.02, 0.02, 0.00
The ha.us
The Lazy Pants, a once-common misnomer for practitioners of the of the Hazy Dance, an ancient Mesapotamian ritual, was coined by one Senator Albert Whitt upon his return from the region now popularly labelled as the Middle East.
The Hazy Dance itself has its origins in prehistory and is an elaborate procession of men and women in an area, ordered by height and accompanied by the burning of greenery. Each of them circle the smoking mess and allow their smoke-provoked tears to fall on the packed earth. Once each member of the procession has shed a tear, they take up each other's arms and vocalise the sorrow and beauty of the world they know, rubbing the tears into the earth to sustain the connection between a land and its people.
Whitt mistook the shuffling, weeping Mesapotamian-descendents as in mourning for something entirely different - their lack of trousers. Wrongly but understandably believing that technological superiority is an indicator of hard work, rather than a sign of the lack thereof, he condemned the entire region as follows:
Over the interceding centuries, the truth of the Hazy Dance has come to light. The refrain 'Lazy Pants' has been subverted and now refers to those individuals who delude themselves into thinking that mere possession of technology grants them the right, or, in particularly dangerous cases, the responsibility to dominate others.
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